These last two weeks, Lindsay Lohan has been up to no good, AGAIN. All the other girls in Hollywood have been behaving. Why can't she?? Another round of spanking is needed for her for this week and many, many, many weeks to come!
10.11.2010
Most Deserved Spanking of the Week
These last two weeks, Lindsay Lohan has been up to no good, AGAIN. All the other girls in Hollywood have been behaving. Why can't she?? Another round of spanking is needed for her for this week and many, many, many weeks to come!
Breast Cancer Awareness
October is breast cancer awareness month as basically anyone who hasn't been living under a rock knows.
So I'm going to give some advice to those who care to listen:
DO YOUR SELF EXAMS MONTHLY!
Look at them in the mirror, feel them all over in your hands, raise your hands above your hand and feel the tops and the part around yours arms, grope your breasts in all fashions...
It is the easiest and best way to know your breasts. When you do your exams monthly, you will notice if something is different easier than if you only get them examined once a year at your annual doctor visit.
I love to exam my breasts. It is erotic and sends tingles all over my body. I love to do it in the shower when they are slippery and silky. I love the way they feel in my hands, the weight of them and the way they jiggle. They are one of my favorite parts my body. And of course, once I've done my own exam, I normally have to see if my clit is any different than the previous time I masturbated.
And of course, you can always have someone else help out ;)
So help save the ta-tas and perform your exams every month! It really is a lot of fun!
And if you need a little lubrication The Save the TaTas organization has the perfect product for you!
And if you watch the video, you do see that spanking was mentioned somewhere in this post ;)
XoXo,
Ty
So I'm going to give some advice to those who care to listen:
DO YOUR SELF EXAMS MONTHLY!
Look at them in the mirror, feel them all over in your hands, raise your hands above your hand and feel the tops and the part around yours arms, grope your breasts in all fashions...
It is the easiest and best way to know your breasts. When you do your exams monthly, you will notice if something is different easier than if you only get them examined once a year at your annual doctor visit.
I love to exam my breasts. It is erotic and sends tingles all over my body. I love to do it in the shower when they are slippery and silky. I love the way they feel in my hands, the weight of them and the way they jiggle. They are one of my favorite parts my body. And of course, once I've done my own exam, I normally have to see if my clit is any different than the previous time I masturbated.
And of course, you can always have someone else help out ;)
So help save the ta-tas and perform your exams every month! It really is a lot of fun!
And if you need a little lubrication The Save the TaTas organization has the perfect product for you!
And if you watch the video, you do see that spanking was mentioned somewhere in this post ;)
XoXo,
Ty
9.29.2010
Going Green
Need an economical and environmentally friendly way to stay warm on those cold nights?
Try the NEW (patent pending, of course)FIERY KEISTER HEATER!
Not only is it available to anyone 24 hours a day, 7 days a week... IT'S FREE!!
The instructions are simple:
1) Give a good spanking to the lovely ass in your life ;)
2) Crawl under some cozy covers
3) Spoon
4) Enjoy that free warmth!
And when you start to get cold again just repeat and repeat and repeat.
I doubt you get a single complaint out of the lucky reciepent.
*DISCLAIMER: Not a real product ;)*
(Charles Glass photo credit)
Try the NEW (patent pending, of course)FIERY KEISTER HEATER!
Not only is it available to anyone 24 hours a day, 7 days a week... IT'S FREE!!
The instructions are simple:
1) Give a good spanking to the lovely ass in your life ;)
2) Crawl under some cozy covers
3) Spoon
4) Enjoy that free warmth!
And when you start to get cold again just repeat and repeat and repeat.
I doubt you get a single complaint out of the lucky reciepent.
*DISCLAIMER: Not a real product ;)*
(Charles Glass photo credit)
9.26.2010
Most Deserved Spanking of the Week
Katy Perry
She appeared on Sesame Street in a less than appropriate dress. Yes, it is tame for her but still, this is a show aimed towards children between the ages of a few months to 6.
Here is the video. Notice the short hem and low neckline:
Friendly Fire
Pink posted about this before and her words were more eloquent than mine will be I'm sure but...
Don't you hate it when you are with your vanilla friends and they do one of two things: smack you on your ass or bring up spanking and want you to join the conversation??
I am a very outspoken individual who is not very shy about sexual preferences nor do I keep many secrets but the second anyone talks about spanking I am as tight lipped as a southern Republican grandmother who hears the word "vagina". They get in groups and begin to discuss who was spanked and who wasn't. Then they start with war stories:
"One time, I got it so good that I couldn't sit for a week"
or
"That's nothing, my momma used to make me cut my switch out front where any neighbor could see"
and (my personal favorite)
"The second I heard the belt coming out of the loops, I knew, I just knew, that I wasn't going to be sittin' pretty anytime soon".
Then they say, "Ty, what about you?"
That is when the red flush starts in my cheeks and I get nervous and start to stammer:
"I was, uh, well, never really, you know, spanked as a kid."
Normally after this statement, I'm left alone. But then, like clockwork, the joking starts. Someone will start smacking somebody's ass, the cameras come out, people start laughing, the boys start drinking and licking their lips, and I get wet. Especially, when someone comes up and gives me a spank. They laugh it off but I relish in it. And it is N-O-T fair.
Why, oh why, do they do it? Why can't I join in without getting sweaty palms and a flushed face? I would love to join in and laugh and jest but I can't.
Is it because I know that at home Owen has a very varied arsenal designed to turn my ass Ferrari red? And that if he finds that I can laugh about it, maybe he should start doing it harder? Or am I just deathly afraid that they will find out my secret? I'm not entirely sure. But I do know one thing:
It sucks.
Don't you hate it when you are with your vanilla friends and they do one of two things: smack you on your ass or bring up spanking and want you to join the conversation??
I am a very outspoken individual who is not very shy about sexual preferences nor do I keep many secrets but the second anyone talks about spanking I am as tight lipped as a southern Republican grandmother who hears the word "vagina". They get in groups and begin to discuss who was spanked and who wasn't. Then they start with war stories:
"One time, I got it so good that I couldn't sit for a week"
or
"That's nothing, my momma used to make me cut my switch out front where any neighbor could see"
and (my personal favorite)
"The second I heard the belt coming out of the loops, I knew, I just knew, that I wasn't going to be sittin' pretty anytime soon".
Then they say, "Ty, what about you?"
That is when the red flush starts in my cheeks and I get nervous and start to stammer:
"I was, uh, well, never really, you know, spanked as a kid."
Normally after this statement, I'm left alone. But then, like clockwork, the joking starts. Someone will start smacking somebody's ass, the cameras come out, people start laughing, the boys start drinking and licking their lips, and I get wet. Especially, when someone comes up and gives me a spank. They laugh it off but I relish in it. And it is N-O-T fair.
Why, oh why, do they do it? Why can't I join in without getting sweaty palms and a flushed face? I would love to join in and laugh and jest but I can't.
Is it because I know that at home Owen has a very varied arsenal designed to turn my ass Ferrari red? And that if he finds that I can laugh about it, maybe he should start doing it harder? Or am I just deathly afraid that they will find out my secret? I'm not entirely sure. But I do know one thing:
It sucks.
9.22.2010
Most Deserved Spanking of the Week
Paris Hilton.
She kept lying about her drug involvement. First, she said that she didn't know anything about the drugs, that she didn't know they were in her bag. Then, she said that she thought it was gum. Now, she has accepted a plea bargain!
She deserves two spankings:
1) drugs
2) lying about said drugs
9.21.2010
Ohh the things we do...
SO... Tonight, I asked for a spanking. I really wanted/needed one. I texted Owen while I was at work and asked if he would and of course, he happily said yes. I was sooo excited to get home and have his hands on my ass, spanking away. It started out sexy and erotic. He had me bent over a chair with my back perfectly arched and was being very thorough. It was amazing.
But alas, dear readers, the good times had to end whenever I decided I wanted to stomp my feet. He tried to stop me so what did I do?? Oh yes... you guessed it!! I stomped right on his foot and asked why I couldn't stomp my feet? TWICE! with my voice raised.
Owen 1 Ty 0
I'm sure you know how the story ends but let me tell you anyway. He immediately ceased all action and stood there. I could hear his heavy breathing of frustration and knew I was in for it. So like a good little lady, I waited.
And waited.
And waited.
I thought maybe he was going to just walk and say he was done but no, he grabbed the belt and gave me FIVE excruciatingly painful licks (as he calls them) and I was down on my knees with tears welling in my eyes. He came down to my level and I apologized.
Thankfully, all was forgiven.
And this is what my ass looked like after:
Did I deserve it? Hell yes. Did I learn a lesson? Of course. Will I act defiant and immature again? Probably.
One day, hopefully, I'll learn!
XoXo,
Ty
But alas, dear readers, the good times had to end whenever I decided I wanted to stomp my feet. He tried to stop me so what did I do?? Oh yes... you guessed it!! I stomped right on his foot and asked why I couldn't stomp my feet? TWICE! with my voice raised.
Owen 1 Ty 0
I'm sure you know how the story ends but let me tell you anyway. He immediately ceased all action and stood there. I could hear his heavy breathing of frustration and knew I was in for it. So like a good little lady, I waited.
And waited.
And waited.
I thought maybe he was going to just walk and say he was done but no, he grabbed the belt and gave me FIVE excruciatingly painful licks (as he calls them) and I was down on my knees with tears welling in my eyes. He came down to my level and I apologized.
Thankfully, all was forgiven.
And this is what my ass looked like after:
Did I deserve it? Hell yes. Did I learn a lesson? Of course. Will I act defiant and immature again? Probably.
One day, hopefully, I'll learn!
XoXo,
Ty
9.16.2010
Most Deserved Spanking of the (last two) Week(s)
Lady GaGa.
First, she deserves it for her wardrobe. She has worn an outfit made out of Kermit the Frogs, a lacy dress of death, underwear and a leather jacket, and the latest, a meat dress. Someone should knock some sense into that girl.
Second, she boarded a plane wearing this:
She already had the restraints, handcuffs for her hands and the belt for her ankles, they should have implored those and spanked her. Then send her on her way and let the paparazzi take pics of her red ass as warning for the other celebrities.
First, she deserves it for her wardrobe. She has worn an outfit made out of Kermit the Frogs, a lacy dress of death, underwear and a leather jacket, and the latest, a meat dress. Someone should knock some sense into that girl.
Second, she boarded a plane wearing this:
She already had the restraints, handcuffs for her hands and the belt for her ankles, they should have implored those and spanked her. Then send her on her way and let the paparazzi take pics of her red ass as warning for the other celebrities.
9.15.2010
Bridezilla
Planning a wedding is bringing out my naughty side to even the vanillas. I am constantly lashing out at innocent bystanders and breathing fire down people's necks... I don't know what is getting to me more... the guest list or the vendors?! But I do know I deserve a spanking. A royally painful spanking.
Notice the excitement in the bridesmaid's face? I'm pretty sure that is how mine feel!
I'm sure this is exactly how my honeymoon will start:
And sadly, I deserve it. I really should try harder to be a good girl. *Sigh*
Notice the excitement in the bridesmaid's face? I'm pretty sure that is how mine feel!
I'm sure this is exactly how my honeymoon will start:
And sadly, I deserve it. I really should try harder to be a good girl. *Sigh*
9.14.2010
A meme
Here is my very first meme. :) They reminded me of the old myspace surveys and I uesd to LOVE those!
Would you rather be spanked outside in a cold woodshed or inside by a cozy fire? Cozy fire.
Would you rather be spanked in public or in private? As much as I liked to be spanked in public, I would never go through with it!! Private is much better ;)
Would you rather fantasize about spanking or actually be spanked? Are you serious? Be spanked!!
Would you rather be spanked for your humiliation or for your spanker's pleasure? Depends on the situation. Sometimes you have to be knocked down a few pegs other times I love when Owen enjoys himself.
Would you rather be spanked by hand or by hairbrush? Like I'd ever get the choice!
Would you rather be spanked by belt or by cane? Belt! I'm too afraid of the cane. It is my new boogie monster!!
Would you rather be spanked by paddle or riding crop? Mmm, Owen loves the riding crop. But we have this awesome black paddle... thank goodness, humanity isn't in danger if I can't decide...
Would you rather be restrained or unrestrained during your spanking? Depends on the spanking. I love when he holds me down but other times I like to kick out my frustration.
Would you rather be spanked until you cried or until you are aroused? I've never cried during a spanking. Almost a couple times but never any tears... But I am ALWAYS aroused.
Would you rather have just a red bottom or welts/bruises? This to me is more of an implement question. Not sure how to answer.
Would you rather be spanked for the naughty things you have done or just because you enjoy the experience? It depends on the situation. But I never get to decide.
Would you rather be spanked with pants up/skirt down or pants down/skirt up? Pants down/skirt up... c'mon ask me something a bit harder than that!!
Would you rather be spanked with panties up or panties down? I enjoy them at half mast. :)
Would you rather be spanked somewhat clothed or entirely naked? I love it when I'm totally naked, with my wrists tied, and he still has on all of his clothes. I feel so vulnerable. He can walk away and leave me there and there is nothing I can do about it.
Would you rather your spanking be strictly disciplinarian or sexually attractive in nature? There is always arousal. I've never had it ever be a strictly non sexual experience.
Would you rather be spanked by a male or by a female? Male. But I LOVED to spank a female.
Would you rather be cuddled or scolded after your spanking? Cuddled.
Would you rather be spanked OTK or bent over a table/chair? I like both. But I love being bent forward up against a wall.
Would you rather your spanker have physical contact with you? 100%
Would you prefer to be spanked in the woods with a tree branch, bent over the hood of a car, or in a school with a ruler bent over the desk of your teacher/principal? A tree branch?? Maybe a switch... I like all of these. Thankfully, the fate of humanity is not up for grabs so I don't have to choose ;)
Would you rather be a brat to your spanker to deserve a spanking or simply ask your spanker for a spanking because you know you needed it? I only brat whenever I haven't been spanked and feel guilty about something. I have asked but normally, I am laying there INNOCENTLY, and down come the panties...
Have you received a spanking in the past week? No :( We've been toooooo busy.
Would you rather be spanked for the physical pleasure or the emotional release? Can you have one without another?
Would you rather tell your best friends you enjoy be spanked or keep it secret? SECRET!
Would you rather spanking be a lifestyle choice or just something you dabble in? Lifestyle.
Would you rather your lover be a vanilla or a spankoholic too? What fun would a vanilla be??
Would you rather be spanked by a stranger or by someone who knew you well? Someone I knew extremely well. A stranger is a fantasy that I will never fulfill because how can I trust a stranger?
Would you rather be spanked by despotic, mean person or by a compassionate, benevolent person? I need someone who is both compassionate but stern enough to put me in line. I don't need him to be mean, per say, but strict.
Would you rather be talked to while you are spanked or no talking at all? Owen rarely talks when he spanks me unless it is erotic. Normally, it is the look of disappoint which I'd rather have him yell, scream, talk, whisper, anything besides that.
Would you rather get one swat at a time with pauses to let the sting set in or a continuous tanning to build up the fire? Depends on the situation. Sometimes, I just want it to be over, others I want to enjoy it.
Would you rather be forced into a spanking or willingly submit into a spanking? I'd love to willingly submit but it'll be awhile for that, I guess.
Would you rather have a safe word or be pushed beyond your preconceived limits? We have a safe word but I've never used it.
Would you rather your spanker know your spanking history or is ignorance bliss? Know my history. You cannot build a relationship on lies and ignorance. It must be built upon trust and truth.
Would you rather be spanked by multiple people at one time or just by one person at one time? One, please.
Would you rather be spanked once a day or once every few months? How about a nice healthy balance of a few times a week?
Would you rather your spanker be deeply in tune or be totally unaffected to your experience as a spankee? In tune enough to know my limits, but unaffected by my pain enough to teach me a lesson.
Would you rather a closer physical relationship or a closer emotional relationship with your spanker? I cannot have one without another.
Would you rather your spanker ice your bottom down after a spanking or send you to the corner to display his/her accomplishment? I've never had either. I would willingly try the corner but Owen isn't a fan. He says it is not his cup of tea. So I write in a journal and deal with my thoughts and guilt that way. He normally caresses my ass afterwards, though. That is nice.
Would you rather your spanker be the person you wish to live the rest of your life with (i.e. marriage) or the person you can call on when your tushy tickles? Marriage. This is something for me that is a lifestyle, which means it is a daily thing, not just on a whim.
Would you rather spanking be a part of love making or not a part of love making? A part of love making.
Would you rather your spanker have total control over you when you are being spanked or do you still want to have some control while you are being spanked? Control. I have a safe word if it gets to be too much.
Would you rather be humiliated or respected during your spanking? I don't want to be humiliated but normally I don't deserve respect during it. I'm getting the spanking to earn the respect back.
Would you rather spanking become part of a bigger BDSM alternative lifestyle or spanking just be spanking for spanking sake? We stick our toes in the BDSM pool but that is it.
Would you rather be filmed during a spanking to share your exhibitionist naughtiness or are you too modest to show your bum to the world? Being photographed is fine. I love seeing how red my ass was. I've posted pictures of my ass but I'm constantly worried about it when I do it.
Would you rather your spanking be gentle and gradual or painful and abrupt? The situation is what controls this. Erotic is gentle and gradual, punishment is painful and abrupt.
Would you rather be defiant or fearful going into a spanking? Normally, I'm defiant but I'd rather not be. I'm never fearful though. I know I deserve it and trust Owen completely.
Would you rather be spanked exclusively in your own bedroom or anyplace else other than your own bedroom? Anywhere, as long as it is privately.
Would you rather be spanked exclusively on your bottom or other places could be interesting too? My bottom, please. Rarely, my thighs get some of the heat but I hate it! And sometimes my nethers will get a smack or two.
Would you rather a spanking be a surprise or be something you have to look forward to? Either/or
Would you rather spanking be a part of role playing kinkiness or a response to events that have happened in reality? We don't necessarily role play... we like erotic spankings though. And most of my spankings are in response to events in reality.
Would you rather be spanked outside in a cold woodshed or inside by a cozy fire? Cozy fire.
Would you rather be spanked in public or in private? As much as I liked to be spanked in public, I would never go through with it!! Private is much better ;)
Would you rather fantasize about spanking or actually be spanked? Are you serious? Be spanked!!
Would you rather be spanked for your humiliation or for your spanker's pleasure? Depends on the situation. Sometimes you have to be knocked down a few pegs other times I love when Owen enjoys himself.
Would you rather be spanked by hand or by hairbrush? Like I'd ever get the choice!
Would you rather be spanked by belt or by cane? Belt! I'm too afraid of the cane. It is my new boogie monster!!
Would you rather be spanked by paddle or riding crop? Mmm, Owen loves the riding crop. But we have this awesome black paddle... thank goodness, humanity isn't in danger if I can't decide...
Would you rather be restrained or unrestrained during your spanking? Depends on the spanking. I love when he holds me down but other times I like to kick out my frustration.
Would you rather be spanked until you cried or until you are aroused? I've never cried during a spanking. Almost a couple times but never any tears... But I am ALWAYS aroused.
Would you rather have just a red bottom or welts/bruises? This to me is more of an implement question. Not sure how to answer.
Would you rather be spanked for the naughty things you have done or just because you enjoy the experience? It depends on the situation. But I never get to decide.
Would you rather be spanked with pants up/skirt down or pants down/skirt up? Pants down/skirt up... c'mon ask me something a bit harder than that!!
Would you rather be spanked with panties up or panties down? I enjoy them at half mast. :)
Would you rather be spanked somewhat clothed or entirely naked? I love it when I'm totally naked, with my wrists tied, and he still has on all of his clothes. I feel so vulnerable. He can walk away and leave me there and there is nothing I can do about it.
Would you rather your spanking be strictly disciplinarian or sexually attractive in nature? There is always arousal. I've never had it ever be a strictly non sexual experience.
Would you rather be spanked by a male or by a female? Male. But I LOVED to spank a female.
Would you rather be cuddled or scolded after your spanking? Cuddled.
Would you rather be spanked OTK or bent over a table/chair? I like both. But I love being bent forward up against a wall.
Would you rather your spanker have physical contact with you? 100%
Would you prefer to be spanked in the woods with a tree branch, bent over the hood of a car, or in a school with a ruler bent over the desk of your teacher/principal? A tree branch?? Maybe a switch... I like all of these. Thankfully, the fate of humanity is not up for grabs so I don't have to choose ;)
Would you rather be a brat to your spanker to deserve a spanking or simply ask your spanker for a spanking because you know you needed it? I only brat whenever I haven't been spanked and feel guilty about something. I have asked but normally, I am laying there INNOCENTLY, and down come the panties...
Have you received a spanking in the past week? No :( We've been toooooo busy.
Would you rather be spanked for the physical pleasure or the emotional release? Can you have one without another?
Would you rather tell your best friends you enjoy be spanked or keep it secret? SECRET!
Would you rather spanking be a lifestyle choice or just something you dabble in? Lifestyle.
Would you rather your lover be a vanilla or a spankoholic too? What fun would a vanilla be??
Would you rather be spanked by a stranger or by someone who knew you well? Someone I knew extremely well. A stranger is a fantasy that I will never fulfill because how can I trust a stranger?
Would you rather be spanked by despotic, mean person or by a compassionate, benevolent person? I need someone who is both compassionate but stern enough to put me in line. I don't need him to be mean, per say, but strict.
Would you rather be talked to while you are spanked or no talking at all? Owen rarely talks when he spanks me unless it is erotic. Normally, it is the look of disappoint which I'd rather have him yell, scream, talk, whisper, anything besides that.
Would you rather get one swat at a time with pauses to let the sting set in or a continuous tanning to build up the fire? Depends on the situation. Sometimes, I just want it to be over, others I want to enjoy it.
Would you rather be forced into a spanking or willingly submit into a spanking? I'd love to willingly submit but it'll be awhile for that, I guess.
Would you rather have a safe word or be pushed beyond your preconceived limits? We have a safe word but I've never used it.
Would you rather your spanker know your spanking history or is ignorance bliss? Know my history. You cannot build a relationship on lies and ignorance. It must be built upon trust and truth.
Would you rather be spanked by multiple people at one time or just by one person at one time? One, please.
Would you rather be spanked once a day or once every few months? How about a nice healthy balance of a few times a week?
Would you rather your spanker be deeply in tune or be totally unaffected to your experience as a spankee? In tune enough to know my limits, but unaffected by my pain enough to teach me a lesson.
Would you rather a closer physical relationship or a closer emotional relationship with your spanker? I cannot have one without another.
Would you rather your spanker ice your bottom down after a spanking or send you to the corner to display his/her accomplishment? I've never had either. I would willingly try the corner but Owen isn't a fan. He says it is not his cup of tea. So I write in a journal and deal with my thoughts and guilt that way. He normally caresses my ass afterwards, though. That is nice.
Would you rather your spanker be the person you wish to live the rest of your life with (i.e. marriage) or the person you can call on when your tushy tickles? Marriage. This is something for me that is a lifestyle, which means it is a daily thing, not just on a whim.
Would you rather spanking be a part of love making or not a part of love making? A part of love making.
Would you rather your spanker have total control over you when you are being spanked or do you still want to have some control while you are being spanked? Control. I have a safe word if it gets to be too much.
Would you rather be humiliated or respected during your spanking? I don't want to be humiliated but normally I don't deserve respect during it. I'm getting the spanking to earn the respect back.
Would you rather spanking become part of a bigger BDSM alternative lifestyle or spanking just be spanking for spanking sake? We stick our toes in the BDSM pool but that is it.
Would you rather be filmed during a spanking to share your exhibitionist naughtiness or are you too modest to show your bum to the world? Being photographed is fine. I love seeing how red my ass was. I've posted pictures of my ass but I'm constantly worried about it when I do it.
Would you rather your spanking be gentle and gradual or painful and abrupt? The situation is what controls this. Erotic is gentle and gradual, punishment is painful and abrupt.
Would you rather be defiant or fearful going into a spanking? Normally, I'm defiant but I'd rather not be. I'm never fearful though. I know I deserve it and trust Owen completely.
Would you rather be spanked exclusively in your own bedroom or anyplace else other than your own bedroom? Anywhere, as long as it is privately.
Would you rather be spanked exclusively on your bottom or other places could be interesting too? My bottom, please. Rarely, my thighs get some of the heat but I hate it! And sometimes my nethers will get a smack or two.
Would you rather a spanking be a surprise or be something you have to look forward to? Either/or
Would you rather spanking be a part of role playing kinkiness or a response to events that have happened in reality? We don't necessarily role play... we like erotic spankings though. And most of my spankings are in response to events in reality.
Cinderelly, Cinderelly
Do you remember The Work Song from Cinderella? Here are the lyrics, if not:
Cinderella, Cinderella
All I hear is Cinderella, from the moment I get up
till shades of night are falling
There isn't any letup, I hear them calling, calling
Go up and do the attic and go down and do the cellar, you can do them
both together
"Cinderella."
How lovely it would be
if I could live in my fantasy
But in the middle of my dreaming
they're screaming
at me
Cinderella
And then it, of course, continues with the mice singing.
That is EXACTLY how I have been feeling this last two weeks. I haven't been able to be on here with one thing or another going on in my life. "Do this, Ty, Now this, OK! Now some more of this or that"
And I just got finished cleaning up our tiny apt and it still needs about 12730982173891723981273 other things done before winter sets in and it'll be too cold to do, like washing the curtains and cleaning the carpet and spraying out the trash cans and lots of other mundane things. :( But I am done for tonight so on to more relevant things! Look for more posts the next couple days ;)
Ohhh, also, I have my fingers crossed for a good girl spanking since I worked so hard on the apartment!! WHOOOOO!
XoXo,
Ty
Cinderella, Cinderella
All I hear is Cinderella, from the moment I get up
till shades of night are falling
There isn't any letup, I hear them calling, calling
Go up and do the attic and go down and do the cellar, you can do them
both together
"Cinderella."
How lovely it would be
if I could live in my fantasy
But in the middle of my dreaming
they're screaming
at me
Cinderella
And then it, of course, continues with the mice singing.
That is EXACTLY how I have been feeling this last two weeks. I haven't been able to be on here with one thing or another going on in my life. "Do this, Ty, Now this, OK! Now some more of this or that"
And I just got finished cleaning up our tiny apt and it still needs about 12730982173891723981273 other things done before winter sets in and it'll be too cold to do, like washing the curtains and cleaning the carpet and spraying out the trash cans and lots of other mundane things. :( But I am done for tonight so on to more relevant things! Look for more posts the next couple days ;)
Ohhh, also, I have my fingers crossed for a good girl spanking since I worked so hard on the apartment!! WHOOOOO!
XoXo,
Ty
8.31.2010
8.25.2010
She fuckin' hates me...
I'm sure that is how Owen feels sometimes. I raise my voice at him, I nag him, I say terrible things, and then regret it all so much. Why do I do this? Is it because I'm insecure? Or because I'm just that way? Or am I just constantly asking for it? I don't really know the answers. I hate the feeling though. The endless cycle of anger, guilt, regret, and disappoint. Will I ever stop?
I sure as hell hope so.
I sure as hell hope so.
8.23.2010
Most Deserved Spanking of the Week
Kat Von D.
Publicly stating that you and Jesse James are dating on twitter wasn't very nice. You knew this because soon after you deleted it once your conscience got the better of you. Very naughty...
8.21.2010
Clap on... Clap off...
One of my fabulous friends got a clapper for me for my birthday and....
Everytime I get a spanking it goes on and off and on and off and on and off.
Absolutely the funniest thing ever :D
XoXo
Everytime I get a spanking it goes on and off and on and off and on and off.
Absolutely the funniest thing ever :D
XoXo
8.17.2010
Birthday Week
It is my birthday week :)
Most people only celebrate their birthdays for a day, you say?? Well I like to celebrate for a wwwwhhhhooooollllleeee week ;)
Which means that I will be receiving numerous birthday spankings... with pictures to follow :)
XoXo
Most people only celebrate their birthdays for a day, you say?? Well I like to celebrate for a wwwwhhhhooooollllleeee week ;)
Which means that I will be receiving numerous birthday spankings... with pictures to follow :)
XoXo
8.15.2010
Most Deserved Spanking of the Week
Montana Fishburne
Getting arrested for prostitution and being a porn star are NOT how to make it in Hollywood. And following in Kim Kardashian's foot prints because her sex tape made her famous is just plain dumb.
8.13.2010
I will not be a bad girl...
I found this ad in my Brides magazine for September '10. I don't have a scanner so I took some low quality pics with my phone.
She is writing lines that say "I will not be a bad girl..." I love the expression on her face in the chair. She looks very guilty and like she is about to get her "just desserts"
She is writing lines that say "I will not be a bad girl..." I love the expression on her face in the chair. She looks very guilty and like she is about to get her "just desserts"
8.09.2010
Self Discovery
Recently, I discovered the blog Sexuelle. It, in short, is amazing. Elizabeth, the writer, has a very unique view on sexuality and spanking that I find both refreshing and sexy.
She recently posted this entry.
It got me thinking about my past lovers. I have had one actual relationship with a girl that lasted over a year and I could never figure out exactly why it didn't work out or what was lacking but this aritcle made something just click for me. She was very dominant in bed and I always dreamed of being submissive but with a man.
Anytime I have every had fantasies about woman it has been with me spanking them and not the other way around. That was a huge part of the relationship that was such a short coming for me and now I realize why!
In case Sexuelle reads this:
THANK YOU! The post was well written and thought provocking. It really helped me out so thank you soo much for sharing :)
She recently posted this entry.
It got me thinking about my past lovers. I have had one actual relationship with a girl that lasted over a year and I could never figure out exactly why it didn't work out or what was lacking but this aritcle made something just click for me. She was very dominant in bed and I always dreamed of being submissive but with a man.
Anytime I have every had fantasies about woman it has been with me spanking them and not the other way around. That was a huge part of the relationship that was such a short coming for me and now I realize why!
In case Sexuelle reads this:
THANK YOU! The post was well written and thought provocking. It really helped me out so thank you soo much for sharing :)
Most Deserved Spanking of the Week
Snooki.
Even if she didn't just get arrested, that girl deserves one hell of a spanking!
8.06.2010
Kids say the darndest things...
When I was out shopping yesterday I heard something that made me want to reveal that I was a fellow spanko...
There was a little boy and his mother checking out in front of me. They had a huge pile of items on the cashwrap and the mother kept biting her lip as her total got bigger and bigger. She starts going through her wallet, counting her cash, seeing that she doesn't have enough, she searches for a credit card. She pulls it out and continues fidgetting with it. Her eyes keep getting bigger and bigger as the number keeps rising.
Her son, who had been playing with his handheld, looks up at his mom and says "Didn't Daddy say you had to use cash today, no more credit cards?"
"Hush son. I know what I'm doing..." She said with a definite tremor to her voice.
The cashier announces the total as "158.62" and I thought the woman was going to faint. The cashier, noticing the same thing, asks very politely if she wants to put anything back. This doesn't sit well with the mother. She then said, "No, I do not need to put anything back. I am allowed to use my card no matter what my son might've said." And swipes the card. (Pretty dang rude if you ask me)
The son lets out a low whistle and says "Daddy is going to be mad..."
"Well, how about you give him the bill first and that way he can get mad at you instead of me?"
"No way!! I don't want to get in trouble. I'm going to tell him that you spent too much and then I'm going to tell Daddy to spank you!"
The mother went red in the face! And looked at her son as if she was going to strangle him. She very quitely whispered in his ear... "You are not supposed to mention anything about mommy getting spanked to anyone. I've already told you that."
And he loudly replies, "But Daddy says if he doesn't spank you, you'll never learn!!"
Sure wouldn't of wanted to be in her shoes when she got home...
There was a little boy and his mother checking out in front of me. They had a huge pile of items on the cashwrap and the mother kept biting her lip as her total got bigger and bigger. She starts going through her wallet, counting her cash, seeing that she doesn't have enough, she searches for a credit card. She pulls it out and continues fidgetting with it. Her eyes keep getting bigger and bigger as the number keeps rising.
Her son, who had been playing with his handheld, looks up at his mom and says "Didn't Daddy say you had to use cash today, no more credit cards?"
"Hush son. I know what I'm doing..." She said with a definite tremor to her voice.
The cashier announces the total as "158.62" and I thought the woman was going to faint. The cashier, noticing the same thing, asks very politely if she wants to put anything back. This doesn't sit well with the mother. She then said, "No, I do not need to put anything back. I am allowed to use my card no matter what my son might've said." And swipes the card. (Pretty dang rude if you ask me)
The son lets out a low whistle and says "Daddy is going to be mad..."
"Well, how about you give him the bill first and that way he can get mad at you instead of me?"
"No way!! I don't want to get in trouble. I'm going to tell him that you spent too much and then I'm going to tell Daddy to spank you!"
The mother went red in the face! And looked at her son as if she was going to strangle him. She very quitely whispered in his ear... "You are not supposed to mention anything about mommy getting spanked to anyone. I've already told you that."
And he loudly replies, "But Daddy says if he doesn't spank you, you'll never learn!!"
Sure wouldn't of wanted to be in her shoes when she got home...
8.05.2010
8.04.2010
8.01.2010
Most Deserved Spanking of the Week
Heidi Montag.
She is finally getting divorced!! So why does she deserve a spanking? Mostly, just to remind her to NEVER go back to Spencer. It doesn't hurt that she's also an attention whore who needs to get her act together. She used to be so nice and pretty...
7.31.2010
7.27.2010
7.26.2010
Feelin' Hot Hot Hot
With the heat wave all across the country and our air conditioner not being powerful enough to combat the heat, spankings have been VERY limited. *pout*
So I have been racking up the tallies and trying to be as patient as possible with this unforgiving weather. The only thing that is keeping me going is thinking of how amazing this spanking will be after all the waiting. :)
On the bright side, Owen and I found spanking spoons (vanilla wooden spoons) at walmart for 97¢! Look how awesome they are:
So I have been racking up the tallies and trying to be as patient as possible with this unforgiving weather. The only thing that is keeping me going is thinking of how amazing this spanking will be after all the waiting. :)
On the bright side, Owen and I found spanking spoons (vanilla wooden spoons) at walmart for 97¢! Look how awesome they are:
7.25.2010
Most Deserved Spanking of the Week
NO question on this one. Lindsay Lohan. You can't whine and complain about going to jail for TWO DUIs. C'mon!! And she is only staying for a big 13 days...
7.22.2010
Let's not fight I'm tired can't we just sleep tonight
Another fight yesterday. Another red ass for me tonight.
I'm still not sure where the bad attitudes came from, but, he was mad and I was mad. Then we started fighting the whole day. Over stupid stuff. Then we both said something we regretted. So I'mm sure Mr. Bath Brush are going to become reacquainted.
I'm still not sure where the bad attitudes came from, but, he was mad and I was mad. Then we started fighting the whole day. Over stupid stuff. Then we both said something we regretted. So I'mm sure Mr. Bath Brush are going to become reacquainted.
7.19.2010
I wanna do bad things with you...
Funishments are probably my favorite type of spanking :) & Owen and I have an amazing system worked out to make them even more fun. We are both insanely busy all the time and can't spend all the time we want together so we decided to create a tally system. Wherever we are, at any given time, Owen can give me a tally which counts as one minute of spanking with any implement he chooses. Mostly he gives me one if I'm making fun of him or if I'm being absurd. There is always a reason and when he spanks me, he'll ask me if I'm going to be a good girl or continue on whichever behavior got me that tally... it is some kind of sexy.
The best time I ever got my tally spankings was outside on some hiking trails. He cut a switch and used it for maybe 30 seconds and it left welts. Big worm like ones... and then the rest of the time he used his hand. BEST PART THOUGH: He is trying to take a picture of my red ass and a runner passes by!!! We were both like "uhhh...." I flipped my skirt down but I'm pretty sure he saw my bright red ass and my panties around my knees.
Last time I got my tally spankings it as for five minutes and this was my ass afterwards:
It hurt sooo good :)
The best time I ever got my tally spankings was outside on some hiking trails. He cut a switch and used it for maybe 30 seconds and it left welts. Big worm like ones... and then the rest of the time he used his hand. BEST PART THOUGH: He is trying to take a picture of my red ass and a runner passes by!!! We were both like "uhhh...." I flipped my skirt down but I'm pretty sure he saw my bright red ass and my panties around my knees.
Last time I got my tally spankings it as for five minutes and this was my ass afterwards:
It hurt sooo good :)
7.17.2010
Most Deserved Spanking of the Week
Bristol Palin.
You cannot tell your mother that you got engaged to your son's estranged father via a gossip magazine! Have a little more respect for yourself. Ugh...
Hopefully, Sarah Palin will give her what she has coming!
7.16.2010
Love means never having to say you're sorry...
I totally and completely disagree with that quote. Love means having to say you are sorry over and over again. It also means that you forgive them. That is true love. And that is what I think the domestic discipline relationship is. It is give and take. It's making a mistake, owning up to it, saying you're sorry, and taking the consequences.
There are lots of times when I am either being stubborn or am too embarrassed to admit that I am wrong and apologize. I hate being wrong, like everyone else in the world, but to the nth degree. I will refuse to admit defeat until I see the proof (from a credible source). That is one of our biggest hurdles in our relationship. We are both insanely smart in our respected fields. I am a writer and an avid study of literature while he loves anything to do with math and sciences. When we start broaching each others fields of study and profession, we immediately start to try and one up each other. At first, it's friendly. We laugh and tease and then I turn it into something nasty and am adamant that what I said was correct and basically refuse to listen to him. This is in no way, shape, or form good for our relationship.
So to rectify this we have inserted spanking into the instances. If I start getting catty and superior, he takes me down a few notches. We talk everything out, apologize, make a plan for improvement for both of us, and then he spanks me as a way to release the emotion and guilt. It also serves as a reminder of "Hey, act like that again and the same will happen". And no one likes to have a red, hot ass on days when it is 100 degrees outside and your air conditioner is barely working...
There are lots of times when I am either being stubborn or am too embarrassed to admit that I am wrong and apologize. I hate being wrong, like everyone else in the world, but to the nth degree. I will refuse to admit defeat until I see the proof (from a credible source). That is one of our biggest hurdles in our relationship. We are both insanely smart in our respected fields. I am a writer and an avid study of literature while he loves anything to do with math and sciences. When we start broaching each others fields of study and profession, we immediately start to try and one up each other. At first, it's friendly. We laugh and tease and then I turn it into something nasty and am adamant that what I said was correct and basically refuse to listen to him. This is in no way, shape, or form good for our relationship.
So to rectify this we have inserted spanking into the instances. If I start getting catty and superior, he takes me down a few notches. We talk everything out, apologize, make a plan for improvement for both of us, and then he spanks me as a way to release the emotion and guilt. It also serves as a reminder of "Hey, act like that again and the same will happen". And no one likes to have a red, hot ass on days when it is 100 degrees outside and your air conditioner is barely working...
7.15.2010
Good little girls they never show it
Last week, Owen & I finally got our own place after numerous tries and numerous failures, we accomplished it. Everything was running smoothly, we weren't worried about roommates hearing anything or anyone barging in on us. Then, Monday I got an attitude. I don't know if it was stress from all the heat or finances or just needing a spanking, but I got mean. He was trying to wash the dishes, you know, doing something nice for me and I got up to see what he is doing and immediately start telling him that this is wrong and that is wrong and how could he think that it was clean. Granted he wasn't using a dish cloth, just his hand, but I didn't need to get huffy or tell him to just leave and I'll finish. Strike 1.Owen left to go fume and I finished up the dishes. I didn't apologize even when he came in to ask me how I'd like him to do the dishes and to tell me that he just didn't know. I did a while later in the car but not that second.
Then later, we were having trouble getting my license plate off my car. I know more about cars and tools than him because I grew up around it whereas he grew up around technology. He brought somethings that he thought would help get it off and I immediately set into him again, telling him those are not going to work and I wasn't entirely sure why he thought they would. Not very nice, right? Then, adding insult to injury, just took the tools inside. Strike 2.
Owen isn't very good with talking about his emotions so we were driving around doing some errands and I asked him if he was still mad (I had realized now what a bitch I was being and had apologized) and he said he was still upset. I understood. I asked him if he would feel better if he would spank me and, of course, the next word out of his mouth was "Yes". Strike 3.
Needless to say that when we got back to the apartment I got spanked. Now, I wasn't sure at first if it was for play or for punishment (he doesn't like to talk about things) but he told me after it was for punishment. He did it in two parts. The first was with his hand. It hurt like hell. After he was done, he said, "That was for earlier We're even." But then he got to thinking about and we started talking about it and we both knew it wasn't enough. I was soon kneeling on a chair and ottoman (after he told me SEVERAL times to do it) and was getting spanked with the dreaded bath brush... I hate that thing. He felt immensely better afterward and I did but didn't. I felt like it should have had more boundaries so that way I knew for sure it was a punishment and that I knew why I was getting spanked.
How do most people do these types of spankings? Do you have set rules or a special implement? Is this how most people play it out?
Granted, we are fairly new to the actual punishment part, so I guess, we are feeling each other out but I would LOVE some advice.
XOXO
Then later, we were having trouble getting my license plate off my car. I know more about cars and tools than him because I grew up around it whereas he grew up around technology. He brought somethings that he thought would help get it off and I immediately set into him again, telling him those are not going to work and I wasn't entirely sure why he thought they would. Not very nice, right? Then, adding insult to injury, just took the tools inside. Strike 2.
Owen isn't very good with talking about his emotions so we were driving around doing some errands and I asked him if he was still mad (I had realized now what a bitch I was being and had apologized) and he said he was still upset. I understood. I asked him if he would feel better if he would spank me and, of course, the next word out of his mouth was "Yes". Strike 3.
Needless to say that when we got back to the apartment I got spanked. Now, I wasn't sure at first if it was for play or for punishment (he doesn't like to talk about things) but he told me after it was for punishment. He did it in two parts. The first was with his hand. It hurt like hell. After he was done, he said, "That was for earlier We're even." But then he got to thinking about and we started talking about it and we both knew it wasn't enough. I was soon kneeling on a chair and ottoman (after he told me SEVERAL times to do it) and was getting spanked with the dreaded bath brush... I hate that thing. He felt immensely better afterward and I did but didn't. I felt like it should have had more boundaries so that way I knew for sure it was a punishment and that I knew why I was getting spanked.
How do most people do these types of spankings? Do you have set rules or a special implement? Is this how most people play it out?
Granted, we are fairly new to the actual punishment part, so I guess, we are feeling each other out but I would LOVE some advice.
XOXO
Hello, I've just got to let you know...
Why, hello spanking world! I have been a lurker far too long and I feel it is time to properly introduce myself. My name is Twyla, everyone calls me Ty, I'm from a little state called West Virgina... not Western Virginia and not anywhere near a damn beach. Some might judge me based on my roots and say "this blog will be a terrible read because she probably doesn't know how to read or write or use the internet" but here I am, proving you wrong. I have a slight, just slight, obsession with all things Disney related. No one ever truly grows up, right? I am engaged to a wonderful, sweet, and caring man named Owen. He has strong arms, soft hands, and the most beautiful blue eyes. We started our journey into spanking together a couple years ago and have finally progressed into something close to (at least the cousin of) a domestic discipline relationship. I've always kept a journal and now I have a special one just for things related to spanking. How CUTE is it??
Found it at a Disney Store while on vacation a few weeks ago!! Love it!
I decided that I have too many questions that a journal can't answer but a blog might be able, too. Here's to hoping!
Found it at a Disney Store while on vacation a few weeks ago!! Love it!
I decided that I have too many questions that a journal can't answer but a blog might be able, too. Here's to hoping!
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