Going Green

Need an economical and environmentally friendly way to stay warm on those cold nights?

Try the NEW (patent pending, of course)FIERY KEISTER HEATER!

Not only is it available to anyone 24 hours a day, 7 days a week... IT'S FREE!!

The instructions are simple:

1) Give a good spanking to the lovely ass in your life ;)
2) Crawl under some cozy covers
3) Spoon
4) Enjoy that free warmth!

And when you start to get cold again just repeat and repeat and repeat.

I doubt you get a single complaint out of the lucky reciepent.







*DISCLAIMER: Not a real product ;)*

(Charles Glass photo credit)