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Most Deserved Spanking of the Week

Katy Perry

She appeared on Sesame Street in a less than appropriate dress. Yes, it is tame for her but still, this is a show aimed towards children between the ages of a few months to 6.

Here is the video. Notice the short hem and low neckline:

Friendly Fire

Pink posted about this before and her words were more eloquent than mine will be I'm sure but...

Don't you hate it when you are with your vanilla friends and they do one of two things: smack you on your ass or bring up spanking and want you to join the conversation??

I am a very outspoken individual who is not very shy about sexual preferences nor do I keep many secrets but the second anyone talks about spanking I am as tight lipped as a southern Republican grandmother who hears the word "vagina". They get in groups and begin to discuss who was spanked and who wasn't. Then they start with war stories:

"One time, I got it so good that I couldn't sit for a week"
or
"That's nothing, my momma used to make me cut my switch out front where any neighbor could see"
and (my personal favorite)
"The second I heard the belt coming out of the loops, I knew, I just knew, that I wasn't going to be sittin' pretty anytime soon".

Then they say, "Ty, what about you?"

That is when the red flush starts in my cheeks and I get nervous and start to stammer:
"I was, uh, well, never really, you know, spanked as a kid."

Normally after this statement, I'm left alone. But then, like clockwork, the joking starts. Someone will start smacking somebody's ass, the cameras come out, people start laughing, the boys start drinking and licking their lips, and I get wet. Especially, when someone comes up and gives me a spank. They laugh it off but I relish in it. And it is N-O-T fair.

Why, oh why, do they do it? Why can't I join in without getting sweaty palms and a flushed face? I would love to join in and laugh and jest but I can't.

Is it because I know that at home Owen has a very varied arsenal designed to turn my ass Ferrari red? And that if he finds that I can laugh about it, maybe he should start doing it harder? Or am I just deathly afraid that they will find out my secret? I'm not entirely sure. But I do know one thing:

It sucks.

Most Deserved Spanking of the Week

Paris Hilton.


She kept lying about her drug involvement. First, she said that she didn't know anything about the drugs, that she didn't know they were in her bag. Then, she said that she thought it was gum. Now, she has accepted a plea bargain!

She deserves two spankings:

1) drugs
2) lying about said drugs

Ohh the things we do...

SO... Tonight, I asked for a spanking. I really wanted/needed one. I texted Owen while I was at work and asked if he would and of course, he happily said yes. I was sooo excited to get home and have his hands on my ass, spanking away. It started out sexy and erotic. He had me bent over a chair with my back perfectly arched and was being very thorough. It was amazing.

But alas, dear readers, the good times had to end whenever I decided I wanted to stomp my feet. He tried to stop me so what did I do?? Oh yes... you guessed it!! I stomped right on his foot and asked why I couldn't stomp my feet? TWICE! with my voice raised.

Owen 1 Ty 0

I'm sure you know how the story ends but let me tell you anyway. He immediately ceased all action and stood there. I could hear his heavy breathing of frustration and knew I was in for it. So like a good little lady, I waited.

And waited.

And waited.

I thought maybe he was going to just walk and say he was done but no, he grabbed the belt and gave me FIVE excruciatingly painful licks (as he calls them) and I was down on my knees with tears welling in my eyes. He came down to my level and I apologized.

Thankfully, all was forgiven.

And this is what my ass looked like after:




Did I deserve it? Hell yes. Did I learn a lesson? Of course. Will I act defiant and immature again? Probably.

One day, hopefully, I'll learn!

XoXo,
Ty

Most Deserved Spanking of the (last two) Week(s)

Lady GaGa.

First, she deserves it for her wardrobe. She has worn an outfit made out of Kermit the Frogs, a lacy dress of death, underwear and a leather jacket, and the latest, a meat dress. Someone should knock some sense into that girl.

Second, she boarded a plane wearing this:



She already had the restraints, handcuffs for her hands and the belt for her ankles, they should have implored those and spanked her. Then send her on her way and let the paparazzi take pics of her red ass as warning for the other celebrities.

Bridezilla

Planning a wedding is bringing out my naughty side to even the vanillas. I am constantly lashing out at innocent bystanders and breathing fire down people's necks... I don't know what is getting to me more... the guest list or the vendors?! But I do know I deserve a spanking. A royally painful spanking.

Notice the excitement in the bridesmaid's face? I'm pretty sure that is how mine feel!




I'm sure this is exactly how my honeymoon will start:





And sadly, I deserve it. I really should try harder to be a good girl. *Sigh*

A meme

Here is my very first meme. :) They reminded me of the old myspace surveys and I uesd to LOVE those!


Would you rather be spanked outside in a cold woodshed or inside by a cozy fire? Cozy fire.

Would you rather be spanked in public or in private? As much as I liked to be spanked in public, I would never go through with it!! Private is much better ;)

Would you rather fantasize about spanking or actually be spanked? Are you serious? Be spanked!!

Would you rather be spanked for your humiliation or for your spanker's pleasure? Depends on the situation. Sometimes you have to be knocked down a few pegs other times I love when Owen enjoys himself.

Would you rather be spanked by hand or by hairbrush? Like I'd ever get the choice!

Would you rather be spanked by belt or by cane? Belt! I'm too afraid of the cane. It is my new boogie monster!!

Would you rather be spanked by paddle or riding crop? Mmm, Owen loves the riding crop. But we have this awesome black paddle... thank goodness, humanity isn't in danger if I can't decide...

Would you rather be restrained or unrestrained during your spanking? Depends on the spanking. I love when he holds me down but other times I like to kick out my frustration.

Would you rather be spanked until you cried or until you are aroused? I've never cried during a spanking. Almost a couple times but never any tears... But I am ALWAYS aroused.

Would you rather have just a red bottom or welts/bruises? This to me is more of an implement question. Not sure how to answer.

Would you rather be spanked for the naughty things you have done or just because you enjoy the experience? It depends on the situation. But I never get to decide.

Would you rather be spanked with pants up/skirt down or pants down/skirt up? Pants down/skirt up... c'mon ask me something a bit harder than that!!

Would you rather be spanked with panties up or panties down? I enjoy them at half mast. :)

Would you rather be spanked somewhat clothed or entirely naked? I love it when I'm totally naked, with my wrists tied, and he still has on all of his clothes. I feel so vulnerable. He can walk away and leave me there and there is nothing I can do about it.

Would you rather your spanking be strictly disciplinarian or sexually attractive in nature? There is always arousal. I've never had it ever be a strictly non sexual experience.

Would you rather be spanked by a male or by a female? Male. But I LOVED to spank a female.

Would you rather be cuddled or scolded after your spanking? Cuddled.

Would you rather be spanked OTK or bent over a table/chair? I like both. But I love being bent forward up against a wall.

Would you rather your spanker have physical contact with you? 100%

Would you prefer to be spanked in the woods with a tree branch, bent over the hood of a car, or in a school with a ruler bent over the desk of your teacher/principal? A tree branch?? Maybe a switch... I like all of these. Thankfully, the fate of humanity is not up for grabs so I don't have to choose ;)

Would you rather be a brat to your spanker to deserve a spanking or simply ask your spanker for a spanking because you know you needed it? I only brat whenever I haven't been spanked and feel guilty about something. I have asked but normally, I am laying there INNOCENTLY, and down come the panties...

Have you received a spanking in the past week? No :( We've been toooooo busy.

Would you rather be spanked for the physical pleasure or the emotional release? Can you have one without another?

Would you rather tell your best friends you enjoy be spanked or keep it secret? SECRET!

Would you rather spanking be a lifestyle choice or just something you dabble in? Lifestyle.

Would you rather your lover be a vanilla or a spankoholic too? What fun would a vanilla be??

Would you rather be spanked by a stranger or by someone who knew you well? Someone I knew extremely well. A stranger is a fantasy that I will never fulfill because how can I trust a stranger?

Would you rather be spanked by despotic, mean person or by a compassionate, benevolent person? I need someone who is both compassionate but stern enough to put me in line. I don't need him to be mean, per say, but strict.

Would you rather be talked to while you are spanked or no talking at all? Owen rarely talks when he spanks me unless it is erotic. Normally, it is the look of disappoint which I'd rather have him yell, scream, talk, whisper, anything besides that.

Would you rather get one swat at a time with pauses to let the sting set in or a continuous tanning to build up the fire? Depends on the situation. Sometimes, I just want it to be over, others I want to enjoy it.

Would you rather be forced into a spanking or willingly submit into a spanking? I'd love to willingly submit but it'll be awhile for that, I guess.

Would you rather have a safe word or be pushed beyond your preconceived limits? We have a safe word but I've never used it.

Would you rather your spanker know your spanking history or is ignorance bliss? Know my history. You cannot build a relationship on lies and ignorance. It must be built upon trust and truth.

Would you rather be spanked by multiple people at one time or just by one person at one time? One, please.

Would you rather be spanked once a day or once every few months? How about a nice healthy balance of a few times a week?

Would you rather your spanker be deeply in tune or be totally unaffected to your experience as a spankee? In tune enough to know my limits, but unaffected by my pain enough to teach me a lesson.

Would you rather a closer physical relationship or a closer emotional relationship with your spanker? I cannot have one without another.

Would you rather your spanker ice your bottom down after a spanking or send you to the corner to display his/her accomplishment? I've never had either. I would willingly try the corner but Owen isn't a fan. He says it is not his cup of tea. So I write in a journal and deal with my thoughts and guilt that way. He normally caresses my ass afterwards, though. That is nice.

Would you rather your spanker be the person you wish to live the rest of your life with (i.e. marriage) or the person you can call on when your tushy tickles? Marriage. This is something for me that is a lifestyle, which means it is a daily thing, not just on a whim.

Would you rather spanking be a part of love making or not a part of love making? A part of love making.

Would you rather your spanker have total control over you when you are being spanked or do you still want to have some control while you are being spanked? Control. I have a safe word if it gets to be too much.

Would you rather be humiliated or respected during your spanking? I don't want to be humiliated but normally I don't deserve respect during it. I'm getting the spanking to earn the respect back.

Would you rather spanking become part of a bigger BDSM alternative lifestyle or spanking just be spanking for spanking sake? We stick our toes in the BDSM pool but that is it.

Would you rather be filmed during a spanking to share your exhibitionist naughtiness or are you too modest to show your bum to the world? Being photographed is fine. I love seeing how red my ass was. I've posted pictures of my ass but I'm constantly worried about it when I do it.

Would you rather your spanking be gentle and gradual or painful and abrupt? The situation is what controls this. Erotic is gentle and gradual, punishment is painful and abrupt.

Would you rather be defiant or fearful going into a spanking? Normally, I'm defiant but I'd rather not be. I'm never fearful though. I know I deserve it and trust Owen completely.

Would you rather be spanked exclusively in your own bedroom or anyplace else other than your own bedroom? Anywhere, as long as it is privately.

Would you rather be spanked exclusively on your bottom or other places could be interesting too? My bottom, please. Rarely, my thighs get some of the heat but I hate it! And sometimes my nethers will get a smack or two.

Would you rather a spanking be a surprise or be something you have to look forward to? Either/or

Would you rather spanking be a part of role playing kinkiness or a response to events that have happened in reality? We don't necessarily role play... we like erotic spankings though. And most of my spankings are in response to events in reality.

Cinderelly, Cinderelly

Do you remember The Work Song from Cinderella? Here are the lyrics, if not:

Cinderella, Cinderella
All I hear is Cinderella, from the moment I get up
till shades of night are falling
There isn't any letup, I hear them calling, calling
Go up and do the attic and go down and do the cellar, you can do them
both together
"Cinderella."

How lovely it would be
if I could live in my fantasy
But in the middle of my dreaming
they're screaming
at me
Cinderella

And then it, of course, continues with the mice singing.

That is EXACTLY how I have been feeling this last two weeks. I haven't been able to be on here with one thing or another going on in my life. "Do this, Ty, Now this, OK! Now some more of this or that"

And I just got finished cleaning up our tiny apt and it still needs about 12730982173891723981273 other things done before winter sets in and it'll be too cold to do, like washing the curtains and cleaning the carpet and spraying out the trash cans and lots of other mundane things. :( But I am done for tonight so on to more relevant things! Look for more posts the next couple days ;)

Ohhh, also, I have my fingers crossed for a good girl spanking since I worked so hard on the apartment!! WHOOOOO!

XoXo,
Ty