Bridezilla

Planning a wedding is bringing out my naughty side to even the vanillas. I am constantly lashing out at innocent bystanders and breathing fire down people's necks... I don't know what is getting to me more... the guest list or the vendors?! But I do know I deserve a spanking. A royally painful spanking.

Notice the excitement in the bridesmaid's face? I'm pretty sure that is how mine feel!




I'm sure this is exactly how my honeymoon will start:





And sadly, I deserve it. I really should try harder to be a good girl. *Sigh*